The Day You Stopped Racing

I’ve been in Hong Kong for just over three months, and my friends often enquire about my dating life here. They tend to assume that I’m lining up girls and knocking them down like it’s ten pin bowling. They assume this because Hong Kong has a reputation of having…

Dear Mark…

Dear Mark,

Q: Why do guys hate fringes or short hair on a girl?

A: They will be either be South American or an Arts student and therefore must be avoided.

Q: Why do guys engage in co-ed sports and then never pass the ball/frisbee to girls?

A: Sorry to break it to you…